Bebe: (pointing to a piece of aluminum foil and laughing) "Mom, do you know what some people on TV call that silver thing?
Me: "You mean the aluminum foil; no, I don't, what do they call it?"
Bebe: "They call it emergency blankets." (giggles)
Those people on TV said that you use those to keep you warm if you go in the wilder-nest (sic)."
"Mom, what is the whole white world?"
"What is the world pool?" (that would be a whirlpool)
"Mom, why do you always have to put sun-scream on me?"